I was in New York City for the weekend. Early Saturday morning I walked over to the Rockefeller Center Starbucks for a coffee and a copy of the Times. Got the coffee. No Times.
Where can I get one, I asked the barista. She didn’t know.
Huh?
Okay, so she doesn’t read the Times.
I asked a uniformed security guy, classic New Yorker.
Where can I get one, I asked the barista. She didn’t know.
Huh?
Okay, so she doesn’t read the Times.
I asked a uniformed security guy, classic New Yorker.
“Used to be a stand in the basement here, but they took it out. There was one over on the corner. It’s gone. There were three here. Did you try a drug store?”
By now I was so flummoxed I didn’t care whether the drug store had papers. I returned to the hotel—half a block away—and asked the desk clerk. Hotels have papers for their guests. Don’t they?
“There are some in the restaurant for browsing, but you can’t take it.”
I can’t buy a Times? In the middle of Manhattan? I thought, but did not say: Why the hell not?
“Well,” said the desk clerk, “maybe in the middle of Manhattan....”
And 51st between Fifth and Sixth is not the middle?



